I had this informal document that tracked
a software project from first requirements, resource allotments and schedule to
final conclusion, triumphantly scored at the end as a success. The lead author
and project manager provided it, assuring me of its authenticity. I think she
wanted to make a point.
The document was an amazing string of
email messages, periodic exchanges among the remotely-located team members over
an eight-month period.
With an apparent straight face and an
utter lack of adherence to reality, the compiled emails reported “progress” as
a two-month plan incrementally expanded to seven months, the team handled 130+
out-of-scope tasks and the invested person-hours went who-knows-where.